How to Loose a Guy in more than 10 Ways – the mark tan version
1. Tell him all your deep personal problems in the first meeting… make sure you add in words like suicide and depression. It helps.
2. After knowing the guy for just 3 days, call him 7 times a day to tell him more personal problems. This time round add in things like “I just ate 40 panadols!!”, “I feel like jumping down the window NOW!!!”.
3. After knowing the guy for just 3 days, call him every time you feel just a little tiny winy bit down. Make sure you start off with “Mmmaaarrrkkk!!!! I feel down again”. Calls maybe an average of 10 a day??
4. Call the guy up at 11:30pm and ask him to do a stupid favour like “can you please come my place NOW!!! and loan me RM500??”
5. After knowing the guy for just 2 week, ask him to update his life to you daily including when he goes on a 3 days holiday and ask him to call you or sms you at least once a day even if it means you’re in Singapore, India,
6. Tell the guy that he is always busy serving in church and doing church work is not worth it.
7. Tell the guy that he is always busy with his music, gigs, recording and band practices and that they are a waste of time. (esp when you the guy for less than one week)
8. Tell the guy that footie is a waste of time and that he should give it up and go out dinner with you.
9. Wake the guy up at 8am on a Saturday just to say good morning…. For pete sake, Saturdays are sleep in days.
10. Tell the guy of your plans on how you want to make the world a perfect place.
11. Be very “deh” with the guy!!!! .. okay lar this doesn’t apply to all guys as some guys loves girls who are extreme “deh”. So this might or might not work.
12. Cling to the guy like there no other guy in the world. Tell him that you are so insecure without a boyfriend.
13. When going out on a date with the guy, do something stupid and crazy like go up to a stranger and wave into his face and say “I know you don’t know me, but I hope you have a nice day”.
** the above is totally ignored if the girl is Kristin Kreuk.
I watched “How to loose a guy in 10 days” on Friday night so it kind of inspired to write out my own version of “How to loose a guy”. But it is my version so it may differ from guy to guy but I believe most guys have the same sentiment as me. Than again people have said that I’m fussy and weird and I get freaked out by girls very easily, so maybe we should just keep it to Mark Tan’s version of how to loose a guy in more than 10 ways. Maybe a girl should come out with their own “How to loose a girl in more than 10 ways”. Why get someone of the opposite sex to write something like that when it’s better to get the same gender to write out topics like the above. I can’t understand why Her World, Cleo all this ladies magazines have women journalist to write out this kind of topics. At least FHM, Men’s Health has female journalist.
Anyway, I just thought I write my thoughts out for the fun of it but it is my personal views and honest opinions. Well, the above topic aside, it was good to just stay at home and watch a movie over dinner. I’ve not done that in ages and I must say that it was so nice and so relaxing. I’ve spent almost a total of RM100 of DVDs this whole weekend. Finally caught up with all those movies that I’ve always wanted to watch like “finding nemo”, 2 fast 2 furious”, “intolerable cruelty”… yes yes my weekend was almost like a movie marathon weekend. But like I said, it’s something that I’ve wanted to do for so long.
Here’s a short summary of my Friday night and my weekend.
Friday – 11/06/04
Went home early.. at about 4:30pm and got a hair cut. It’s always nice to see my hair stylist Ling. She told me about her whole holiday in Melbourne. Made me wish I could go on a holiday too….!!! Maybe a holiday with her??? Hehehe….
I wanted to go CG visitation, something I’ve not done in a while, but was feeling very tired and under the weather so thought I stay home and just chill out. That’s when I thought I finally make full use of my DVD player which hasn’t played a single DVD for the last 6 months since it was purchased.
Awesome, being alone with some dinner and a bottle of wine watching a nice romantic comedy movie; yes, guys do watch lovey dovey movies too when they’re alone. I really do hope I can do it again soon.
Saturday – 12/06/04
Woke up early, woo..hoo…had my dad’s car to drive around for the weekend. Well, both my parents are still in South Africa and my dad did tell me to warm up his car. So that’s what I did. Also there’s something wrong with my car too lar…
Had to pop into office to get somethings sorted out before heading to church for college leaders meeting chair by uncle Hock.
Had band practice at 3pm before heading to Bukit Jalil for the Inter Accountability Group futsal challenge. Hehehehe… My team won. We lost the first game 4-1 to hock’s group. After some scolding and reprimand by our dear Isaac Yap, man we played more like there’s no end after that. We met Hock’s group in the finals and managed to beat them 5-3. Hero for the final was non-other than our foreign import Chris Chan.
Special thanks to Judah for organizing this tournament for us. Your efforts didn’t go to waste, we had lots of fun.
Straight from futsal it was on to Laren & Saw Gaik’s place for dinner. She cooked us Nasi Lemak. Fantastic man!!! Always loved her cooking…. She said she’s making spaghetti next Sat, I think I will gate crash it…!!!
Went to office after dinner to collect MPO tickets to Ps. Guy and it was straight home to watch Portugal loose to Greece. Can’t believe that they lost lar.
Sunday – 13/06/04
I thought Terry did a good job for worship. CG teaching was good. Two thumbs up esp. for Cherrie for teaching so well in her CG. Serena asked me and Hock to look after her but she seems to be doing quite well without us.
Had lunch with IZ, Isabel, Ginelle, Esther, Rachel and her sister, Sue Ann, Cherrie, Jon Yap, Chris Chan and Alvin Lai. We related old time IBNOT stories and old time church van deep darkest incident stories.
Went home and slept for like 3 hours. Walked over to my parent’s place so I could take my mom’s car for a spin to warm it up. Wanted to meet up with my sis for dinner but she went for third and wanted to eat on her own. So it was off to the DVD shop again to pick out a dvd for dinner. Picked out “2 fast 2 furious” and “Intolerable Cruelty”. Never thought I could have another dvd dinner again so fast. But this time round it felt a bit lonely lar… it’s like kinda wished someone was with me like that… so that means dvd dinners cannot be too often and too close to the last one… hhhmmm… new theory formed.
Went to bed a bit early so to wake up for England-France which was not worth my waking up at all!!!!! WHAT THE HECK!!!! 2 goals in Injury time???!!!!!!! Beckside missed a penalty and one superb chance!!!! Hai yoh!!!!! But still got hope win the next 2 matches and make it to the knock out!!!
It’s lunch time…. Hope it wasn’t too long an entry that bored your brains out…!!! I wish everyone a god week..!!!
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